Why My Childhood is Fun

For me, as a youngster of two, I see pills as the solution. I'm talking vitamins, of course. I'm not so silly. I have a friend, she's also two. She told me that her younger brother, who's a child of one, is using what are called digestit. Her brother swears by them. Of course, he can't talk yet, but he swears nonetheless. He takes them with candy. His favorite is licorice. Which I do not like. I like cinnamon biscuits. And my childhood is so deliciously fun. I also like my family photos, especially when they focus on me eating.