Why A Child Wants To Color Her Hair at Age Two

I often get asked how old I am. Actually I don't get asked, my parents get asked. But the thing is that I can understand people already. The other day, for instance, this lady with orange curly hair and a loud voice came up to me and said, "Child, do you have any natural eczema treatment?" (I guess she mistook me for a store clerk despite the fact that I'm a child.) People are always asking me questions like that. They realize that I am advanced for my age. Boy was I surprised, though. She gave me a copy of the New York Times science section for April 4, 2009 and told me to read the article on hair. I told her I may be only a child but I'd like to have my hair color changed.