How to Look and Feel Like A Natural Baby

Although I am less than three years old, I want softer skin. I want to feel vibrant. I want to look like a youngster. I'm concerned I look too old. I worry about wrinkles even though I don't have any yet. I want to use face creams to improve my youthfulness. I figure if I could shave two or three years off my looks, I'd be in good shape. I could then start dating boys who are, maybe, five or six. There are some nice boys in my area, but I haven't met them. Some of them can't talk yet.