How To Achieve Negative Age

Some friends told me I had a chance to improve my health if I used a treadmill. I am two years old. I was intrigued when they explained that by taking various preventative measures I could look and feel up to ten or twenty years younger. I'm all for that. I guess that would make me about negative eighteen years old. That would mean I'd be born in the year 2028. I have to give this some thought, I said. But really I didn't think about it at all. I just went for it.