Halloween Party

Me and mom went to the Halloween party this afternoon at the playground gazebo. I had a great time there. I met new friends with their lovely costumes. Then I got some candy, crackers and juice for refreshment. I ate most of it. Here I am in my flower costume.

The Indian Girl and Her Miracle Cream

Pocahontas is the Indian girl who beguiled a generation. And she was using the best wrinkle cream available to the American Indians, made of soil and crabgrass. This has been updated with pycnogenol and other ingredients to enhance its flavor and bioavailability. To be sure, it will not be the same cream that the Indian maiden used, but it will be modernized and probably better. After all, they did not have access to modern medicine or other modern marvels.

The Lady Belinda and her Horseman Prince

Three or four hounds were in the grass looking for a rabbit, and one of the Princes on horseback turned to his companion, a woman in a red hunting jacket, and said, "If I suffer a fall from my horse, Lady Belinda, what would you recommend?" The Princess said she thought her baby would prefer to have some kind of pool installed on the grounds rather than see the money go to pay for the premiums on expensive disability insurance. This is what any reasonable family man would do, especially one who likes to hunt rabbits.

Blimps from Holland

Three or four of us were watching the airship as it came into the beach and we saw a few babies on board. One baby girl (she was about three) ran up to her mother and shouted, "Look!" Everyone was looking at the blimps from Holland arrive at the park. The blimps were from the Holland Fair which was recently closed. The blimps were in every pastel color, and they were beautiful to see, too. I hope to take my family to see them again next year.

The Mayan Predictions for 2012

Anyone from the South can tell you that the wheat in Florida and Georgia and Alabama is different from the wheat in New Mexico or Toledo or Thompsonville, North Carolina. Ft Myers custom doors are not even needed to keep this wheat fresh. The doors, however, can be used to help make your wheat storage facility look better and have a higher resale value when the market crashes, as it surely will in 2012.

My Friend Ate Dog Food

Terrible headaches can occur when we eat hay and oats. The first thing fat burners do upon hearing this is run out and buy something made of gluten free protein instead. But did you know that hay is good for humans, not only horses? Yes, hay and oats are good for the human intestines. Just ask any doctor. I was at a nutrition conference last winter where we learned all about how people can eat the same diets as their pets. You can even eat dog food if you wish and nothing bad will happen to you. My friend tried it and now he barks.

I'm not Feeling Good...

I took some time to think about what hit me. It must have been a cold or flu. But when I get a little fever I know my immune system is working to fight it. In fact that's the best way to develop immunity to future illness. The shots a doctor gives are not the most effective way because they work by overstimulating the immune system. Dr. Joseph Mercola points out that once you get a cold or flu you develop natural immunity, and that's the best kind.

My Truck Essentials Plans

Every now and then I turn myself around and look down the highway of life to see where I've been and think about where I'm headed. Then I head into town and pick up any needed truck accessories. My family and my baby suppliers all agree on one thing. I'm just about the most savvy two-year-old they know. But I have great plans for next year too.

Bird Filters the Whole Family Can Enjoy

As a child of the 60s I have a great fondness for family life. The family life I live is like the life in Russia, but it is one with air filters. This lets me breathe too. I like to have clean air. This makes me feel better. I am in favor of letting birds stay out of apartments. Birds and insects can clutter the air. The filter we use always works especially in the winter.

Happy Birthday to Me!

It's my birthday. My parents just threw me a party. The day was memorable. I really enjoyed seeing my relatives and friends. We had a nice time. And I got a lot of gifts from them. Here you can see me eating the icing on the cake. I didn't bother using a spoon or a fork either . . .

Songs For Kids

My Aunt gave me this list of songs. I can't wait to listen to them all! Thanks Aunt J.!

Calm/relaxing

Puff the Magic dragon - Peter, Paul and Mary

Wonderful baby - Don Mcclean

Baby of Mine - Alison Krauss

Inchworm - Anne Murray

You are my sunshine - either Bob dylan/Johnny cash or elizabeth mitchell versions are good

Somewhere over the rainbow - Israel kamakawiwo'ole

Also, Kenny Loggins has a couple of great lullaby albums we love!

Upbeat

Teddy Bear's Picnic, Animal Crackers - Anne Murray

3 is a magic number - Blind Melon

Down by the Bay - Raffi

Five Days Old - The Laurie Berkner Band

C is for Cookie and Rubber Duckie - Sesame street

Also They Might Be Giants has a bunch of great kids albums with all original songs on them and Dora the Explorer Dance Fiesta is very fun and upbeat (good for parties), and I always play classic songs that are happy and kid friendly, good artists with these type of songs are - The Beatles, Three Dog Night, Paul Simon, Donovan, The Grass Roots, The Kinks, Brenda Lee, The Beach Boys, The Monkees, Cat Stevens, Jack Johnson, The Zombies, Neil Diamond, etc. - you choose!

Classic kids songs by various artists (some of these are fun for toddlers cause they have motions that go w/ them)

Itsy Bitsy Spider

Head shoulders knees and toes

The alphabet song

Little Bunny foo foo

The Garden Song (inch by inch)

The Farmer in the Dell

I've been working on the railroad

This old man

Row Row Row your Boat

The Wheels on the Bus

No more monkeys jumpin on the bed

Where is thumbkin

five little ducks

pop goes the weasel

how much is that doggie in the window

ring around the rosie

I'm a little teapot

mary had a little lamb

Take me out to the ballgame

twinkle twinkle

zip a dee doo da

london bridge

the rainbow connection

b-i-n-g-o