Kudzu-Free Vacation

Vacation time is here. We plan to go to the Outer Banks. This is one year when we'll enjoy ourselves. Once we had considered going to Tennessee. Nothing against Tennessee, mind you. But we heard that it was dangerous because of the kudzu. That's a weed that grows on the side of the road. But then we heard that kudzu was more of a problem in Georgia. So now we plan to go somewhere that we can be safe from kudzu. I am scared that it will get me. Like the Blob. You remember the Blob. It was a jello-like beast that captured people.