Apples

The fact that I don't eat apples very often, or as often as I like, is no indication of the great appreciation I have for this fruit, but since I recently read Gary Taubes book Good Calories, Bad Calories I have to say that I've been thinking much less of fruit and much more about fats, butter, bacon, lard, steak, eggs, cheese, and oils. I know it sounds counterproductive to think that way, but I believe it is for the good of the country that we all get on the bandwagon and realize that the medical establishment made a terrible mistake telling us saturated fat was bad, caused heart attacks, strokes, clogged arteries and obesity. Actually Gary Taubes's book puts the lie to those myths once and for all, or at least makes a good case that fat is good and carbohydrates are the real villains.

Very Knowlegeable in Collision Repair

I love cars and especially yellow cars, but not taxis, I'm talking about the kind of car that is a lemon yellow or a bright yellow, the kind of color you might see on a sunny day when there's a bit of overcast and the sun is bright yellow and burning, that's the kind of car for me, and that is the kind of car I will ride in the next time I have an opportunity to car shop, and that is the kind of car I would drive were I in the Indy 500 or any other race, not that I'm a race driver, but I sure would like to be, and speaking of races, let me tell you about auto body nashville because they will get you up and running in the yellow car of your choice or any other color car for that matter.

I'm Scared

Yes, I'm really scared when I heard the thunder this afternoon. I was taking my nap, then I heard the big boom. So I open my eyes and look around. Then my mom said, "Are you scared? That's a thunder honey. This thunder will go on until tonight. So, it's better to stay here in the house, not to go out." My father said that lightning is good for the health because it increases vitamin D. Just kidding.

Responding

I am very good now at responding to my name whenever my parents call me. Yes, it's true because every time my mom feeds me she always says my name. So now I remember. I know that I'm not another Einstein yet. But I'm trying my best to cope with everything. They also call me Honey, and Cutie-Pie. I like those names, too.

My New Diet

My new diet is to cut out carbs and to increase the fat and protein I eat. This is because my dad just read a new book by Gary Taubes called Good Calories, Bad Calories and he's very enthusiastic about it and about the message of the book. Boiled down to one sentence, the book says that the cause of most diseases of the 21st century — including cancer, heart disease, diabetes, and obesity — is carbohydrates. The prescription offered by the book is similar to that suggested by Dr. Atkins, namely, to eat fat. In other words, eating fat will make you lose weight! Hard to believe when you put it that way, isn't it? But who am I to argue with science! And I love the idea that I can eat steak, bacon, cheese, and whole milk. Where's that pizza?

Chokers

Sure, I'm just eight months old but I have fashion savvy already. For example, I want to get a choker so that I can look chic. All my friends will be surprised because it's a very sophisticated thing for a baby. Or maybe I'll get a job working at a newspaper first and then I'll get a choker. So that when I walk into the newsroom all the reporters will stare at me the way Clark Kent used to look at Lois Lane. Won't I look good then! Hello, Mr. White. Look at this choker. They'll love it, and so will I.

But you know what I really would like would be to get a costume like Supergirl wore, complete with a red cape. Then if I could fly, I'd be her! Well, I can dream. And if I wish on a falling star maybe some day I will be her and I will be able to fly and I'll be Supergirl, too.

Financial Counselor

It is very important to consult with an experienced investment adviser before investing your money in any market. Are you looking for a financial counselor? If so, take note that I found this online web site about George Divel. This man is one of the most knowledgeable about business and money. In fact, he is the next best thing to Adam Smith, and you know how Adam Smith (author) knows finances! He might be another Donald Trump, when you think about it — he knows so much about money matters.

Bottled Water

I drink plenty of bottled milk, and I want to graduate. Yes, it's time for something new. My next step is going to be bottled water. Not for me the sodas that my generation was weened on. No, I'm no Pudd'nhead Wilson (a novel by Mark Twain with a dim protagonist), but I am smarter than the average dolt who drinks high fructose corn syrup. Excuse me while I laugh, but if you're swilling down that poison you should think twice. Don't you know how harmful it can be for your liver, not to mention your blood sugar levels? Don't you know you're setting yourself up to get diabetes, and you could get diabetes in one week by drinking that gunk. No, it's bottled water for me, and I'm going to start with Perrier. As Jackie Gleason used to say, How sweet it is! Yes, that water actually tastes good.

Easyrider Motorcycle Fun

It's one of my dream to ride a motorcycle someday. I couldn't help myself to get jealous when I see somebody is having fun riding on it. Well anyway, Eagle Rider has plenty of things to offer including, Rentals, One-Way Specials, Guided & Self-Drive Tours, and Motorcycle Sales. In fact, they are the world's largest motorcycle tourism company specializing in rentals of Motorcycles, ATVs, Dirt Bikes, Scooters, Snowmobile, and Watercraft. Yes, motorcycle adventures are in your future if, like me, you loved the book Hell's Angels by Hunter S. Thompson. Written in a fast-paced, interior monologue, New Journalism style that had even writers like Tom Wolfe singing its praises, the book opened the eyes of a generation of readers to the wild and wonderful world of motorcycle riding. Now the world's largest motorcycle tourism company specializing in rentals of motorcycles is opening a new chapter in the leisure world by inviting the young and the old, the brave and the faint of heart, the daring and the timid to take the plunge and strap on that tin helmet, rev up the engines, and kick back and let your wheels fly on a spanking new, meticulously maintained Harley hog. The Angels call them hogs, they ride them with their women clutching their shirttails, and with a keg of beer in the saddlebags as they head out for the open road and freedom. Nothing says freedom on the road like a motorcycle ride, and nothing beats having a motorcycle maintained for you by professionals. You know how the Angels take care of their hogs, don't you? They baby those machines and make sure they're running right. Join the fun and rent your own EasyRider today. And please don't forget to sign up for their mailing list to get updated about their special offers at eaglerider.com

Walkabout

Without a doubt my favorite movie is Walkabout (1971), directed by Nicholas Roeg. In the film we see a five-year-old boy and his older sister, a nymphet by any stretch of the imagination (played by Jenny Agutter), as they wander aimlessly through the Australian outback. What do you think about this movie? It's quite nice isn't it? If only I can talk right now, I would say that they really did a great job because I was carried away by this movie. I wish I was in Australia right now, so I could meet Jenny Agutter and walk through the desert with her and her brother and that nice Australian boy who helped them find water and saved their lives. How romantic!

I am So Jealous

I may be young but that doesn't stop me from feeling all the human emotions, especially jealousy. And that's what I felt when I saw my mother's new haircut. She said she went to the princess's salon, a Bulgarian who runs a refugee shelter for Dominican Republic girls. One of them, a nine-year-old named Lisette, did the actual cutting. Princess Henrietta van Voorst is a wonderful woman, I'm sure, but I don't think it's fair my mother got this terrific haircut and I got nothing. In fact I haven't had a haircut one in my long life and I need one too. I am green with envy, and as soon as possible I'm going to the princess's salon too.

Advantage Car Rentals

Are you planning to spend your vacation in Texas this summer? Well, I think it is a good idea to rent a car for your trip. The Advantage rent a car website has special offers, including up to 50% discount on Luxury and Convertible car rentals. And in addition they have always been known for low prices and discounts. They have some good last minute deals in Phoenix, Houston, and Salt Lake City! Rent in Texas by July 15th and get $25 off your next rental. With rates starting at just $19.99 per day, this is a deal not to be missed, but remember it is subject to availability. So be sure to book as early as possible for the best selection. Wherever you’re going they've got a car for you since they operate with a fleet of new cars, trucks, vans and SUVs. In fact, they have 150 U.S. locations and 130 locations in 33 countries internationally. Get your reservation today and have fun on the road. For additional info please visit their site at car rental. The one thing I love is a good car, especially if I can rent it at a good price.

Ovals

I'm starting to like ovals more than any other shape. The reason is that eggs are ovals, and so are orbits and oval portraits. The thing about ovals is they're so variable and so elegant. If I had a choice between an oval and a circle I'd take the oval any day of the week. For my birthday I hope to get ovals as presents. Please, if you know me, send me an oval. Any kind of oval will do.

The Online Sign Store

If Rip Van Winkle had never woken up, nobody would know his story and he would be a nonentity today, yet that's hardly the way things turned out and everyone knows his name and story. The same with your business — if you fail to advertise you’ll be just like old Rip Van Winkle, sleeping your life away. Which is why signage is so essential. Our neighbor Silas has a used bookstore and he had a broken sign that nobody could read for many years and his business was slow. But when he bought a new neon sign business went through the roof and people were stopping to buy from him who couldn’t even read. This is why the great science fiction writer Lester Del Rey said, “Without proper signs, we'll never know if we're being visited.” He meant, of course, that you need to have some sign of extraterrestrial visitation before you can know it’s happening. The same way your customers need to have some sign from you that you’re in business before they’ll buy. Which is why you'll love Custom Street Signs and what they can do to make you look good.

Hunting

No, you might not believe it to look at me, since I'm only eight months old, but I'm interested in hunting. I've heard all these great stories about my uncles hunting deer in Maine and bear in Montana and elk in Wyoming and Nova Scotia, and I can't wait to get out there with my own bow and arrow and try some of the great techniques they've developed. One of my uncles, Aaron, has come up with what he considers a foolproof duck hunting method. "You go into the woods and sit there quietly for like an hour or two," he told me. "Then when these little duckies come waddling along, you don't move a muscle. They'll never notice you, and you can aim your gun at them and when they finally pass you by you can take a shot." To me this sounds like the sport I want to try. Right after I learn to walk.

The Coolest Liquid Force Wakeboards

Nobody said this an easy sport. But sports fans, here's good news for you. Attention riders, buywake.com is born for you. And I would love to share with you some information about this site that I just found today. The Liquid Force Wakeboards is the world's first wakeboard only online pro shop. They specialize in wakeboarding products, wakeboards, wakeboard bindings, wakeskates, wetsuits, life vests, wakeboard racks, and wakeboard videos. So if you are into this, maybe you have to consider checking out this site. They have a wide selection. Everything you need to ride is right in this store. You will be amazed what they have here. For additional information, please visit their site. I'm sure you will be happy. And with their good advice on the sport, you'll also land well and be safe. Happy wakeboarding!

My Day

Today is my big day because I'm now a baptized Christian. I got baptized early in the afternoon. We're late just a few minutes for my baptism. But it's alright because the priest was very kind to us. He waited till we got there. And everybody loves me there including the priest because I never cry the entire ceremony. In fact, I enjoyed it. When the priest poured the water into my head, I thought I'm getting a bath again. By the way, here are some of my photos that I would love to share with you. I hope you have a good time visiting my blog. Anyway, I'm so exhausted because I had a long day. Maybe it's time for me to take a nap. See you tomorrow.

Nadia

My favorite gymnast is Nadia Comaneci. She can flip, turn, somersault, and do routines on the uneven bars better than anyone I've ever seen, and all with a style and grace that makes her performance a work of art. I was going to become a long-distance telephone operator, but after seeing her I've changed my career goals and I now want to be a gymnast. I'm going to practice my balance this summer. No, I can't walk yet, but it's never too early to start. By the way, I'm still going to pursue my musical interests and become a guitarist, but gymnastics is going to be my ruling passion.

Air Conditioning Compressor

We all know that this summer is going to be hot, but not as hot as last summer. Heat is bad, but auto air conditioning, A/C compressor, and auto A/C compressors are good. Driving a car is very difficult without an air conditioner. My friend Camille has contracted heat prostration, and as a result she now believes that she was born on the planet Venus, LOL. So guys, if you want your car to be cold, why don't you check out this site? They have all types of auto air conditioning parts, more than you'll ever need. With free shipping and a warranty on every part you can't go wrong.

Led Zeppelin

Now Led Zeppelin is my favorite band. I don't know how I developed a taste for heavy metal, but that's what I love. I'm going to learn all the classic Led Zeppelin songs. Jimmy Page is my favorite guitarist, right up there with Keith Richards. The instrument I want to learn is the guitar. Right now, though, I'm focusing on getting through teething. After all my teeth come in, I'm going to start singing and playing heavy metal music. Notice in this video the pants Jimmy Page is wearing — with those big white stars on them. I'm getting a pair like that!

My Teething Toy

I like my new teething toy because it's very colorful. And I can hold it right to my mouth. My grandma Rusty bought me some too but there's no handle in it. It's difficult for me to grab, so I prefer this one that my dad bought for me a couple days ago. He said he will get one more similar to this one. Anyway, my grandma Rusty is very nice to me since I was born. She tried her best to make me me happy. In fact, she is the one giving me a dress for my coming christening. I would like to thank all my fans in my family and outside of the family. I don't know how I got so popular. It's a little bit embarrassing all the attention I get. But I do appreciate it and I will start talking soon, I promise. My dad, however, said that one of the things he likes about me is that I never say anything.

Bibs

I have plenty of bibs in my drawer. And I wear it every day matched the day it's written on it. I know that I'm a little bit sloppy baby. I always spill my food on my shirt. My mom tried to wash and get a rid the stain. But dad didn't care putting bib on me. He think I will choke in it. So whenever he see me that I have bib on me, he will quickly take out from me. Maybe he doesn't care if I have stain on my shirt because he is not the one doing the laundry. Poor mom... How I wish I can help her...

Friendly Environmental Products

Me, I like to shop online because it's hassle free. Well, if you love to shop online, here's a Web site that is highly recommended. The site Merchandise Ltd has the eco friendly products that you will find very interesting. Here you will discover a massive range of Eco-Friendly or Recycled Products available for printing with your logo! From Eco-Friendly USB drives and Mousemats to Organic Tee Shirts and Recycled Pens made from paper cups, the list is virtually endless. They Printed bio-degradable bag have a very stylish and chic ">Printed bio-degradable bag that is perfect for the summer or for those shopping excursions when you want to look like you are aware of the latest in fashions and also want to show the world that you care. The product is made from natural cotton, with untreated zips and metalwear. The Eco-friendly printed usb is a wonderful gift for father's day, and it comes with free etching and delivery. A Promotional wooden usb can be engraved within 5 days with a minimum order of 50. Not only that, this site has a huge selection of other items too numerous to mention here in this short description. I've been browsing their voluminous site for days and still haven't even scratched the surface, there's that much stuff. Plus they have red hot deals and weekly special offers. Right here you can save more than on other sites. So try to check this out today. You will never know how good it is until you visit. You will find the stuff that you've been looking for and new things that you'll be amazed by, and all in one place. At least give it a look. You won't be disappointed.

Parties

I'm going to a party. I know there will be a good number of my relatives there. I look forward to it because at these parties everyone sings and I love singing. I mean I love to hear my cousins and aunts and uncles making music. Three of my cousins — Joey, Frank, and Slim — are really quite good. They think of themselves as the new version of the Beach Boys. They have great harmony. I wonder if they'll let me join their band when I grow up. I doubt it. After all, although there were plenty of groupies, there were no girls in the Beach Boys.

Music

I know my musical talents are not too good, but guess who started playing the guitar when he was fifteen? Jimmy Page. If you don't know who Jimmy Page is, just click the video. Enjoy. That's Led Zeppelin. Considered one of the world's top guitar players, and he didn't start learning until he was 15. So maybe there's still hope for me.

Network Solutions

There is only one Internet and despite rumors to the contrary Al Gore did not invent it. Or was it Walter Mondale who claimed that distinction? Well, no matter. It's the Internet that matters, not who invented it. Now that it's here and here to stay, anyone who is anyone and anyone who wishes to be anyone will be using the Internet to do business and to conduct their affairs, whether business, political, or social. The point is that the Internet is the place to be today. Macbeth himself, had he been alive today to see the Internet, would undoubtedly have used it to further his ambitions. Perhaps he would have used it to get the dope on Banquo or some of the other nefarious people he had to deal with. You, on the other hand, can relax and use the best Internet tools, knowing that your tasks will not be as maddening as his. Nevertheless, when surfing the Internet you want the best. Network Solutions is a reliable web hosting provider offering web site hosting service packages. When you choose Network Solutions as your website host, you’ll get the space and bandwidth you need, in addition to a free domain name, 99.9% uptime and 24/7 customer support. For more info visit Network Solutions and compare their packages. You will enjoy their Find My Host Editor’s Choice Award for June 2008. I encourage you to check them out for all your web hosting needs because they are the most amazing website host that I know, and I have tried them all. And don't wait for tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow either.

Hats

Hats are bats. That's what I've been thinking. The reason is that I've got it into my head that hats have flaps, bats have flaps, and so hats are bats. Now, you may ask, how do hats have flaps? Well, the hats I wear all have flappy things on them. I guess it's a style. Then bats, you may ask, how do they have flaps? The answer is that flaps are wings. So I figure it this way: bats have flaps and hats have flaps so bats are hats and hats are bats. Thank you and good night. (I hope I don't dream about any of this.)

Professional Photographer

Are you looking a professional photographer? Well, Tiki Nelson is what you're looking for. Because he is a professional photographer who can take some very beautiful and artistic photos. His clients are tourists visiting the Destin, Florida. He does a particularly good job with beach photos, but like all good photographers he can also surprise you with his inventive in artistic approach to portraits, landscapes, and other photos. For more information visit Portraits by the Sea.

Holding My Bottle of Milk

I am getting good at holding my bottle of milk. In fact, my parents are very happy because they don't have to hold my bottle to my mouth. They can watch and check me once in a while. Now, they can work on other things. I made their life easier. I know very soon I will able to feed myself without any help from them. The next thing I am going to accomplish is I am going to cook for them.

Telepathy

My mind is very sharp and sometimes I feel I can read the minds of other people. In fact, all I have to do is look at someone and I can tell whether I'm going to be friends with them or whether they're going to annoy me. This talent is not something I learned in school. It's a natural ability. My father said once he went to a meeting and heard Paris Flammonde speak. That was a lecture about UFOs and telepathy. Well, I feel I have telepathy. I'll prove it to you. I can tell what you're thinking — right now. You don't believe me.

Gardening

Even though I am only a small child, I still enjoy gardening. Not. That, of course, was only a joke, which I included to irritate my gardener. I personally have no interest in gardening. I have never enjoyed walking in the woods. I cannot yet walk, I should add. I have never enjoyed boating. I cannot crawl, I might add. And I have never enjoyed getting down on my hands and knees and digging into the soil of the earth with the intention of planting trees, shrubs, or even little dandelions. No, those pursuits I shall leave to those who enjoy getting into the outdoors. As I have stated numerous times, I prefer to stay at home and watch ice hockey.

Physical Therapy

I went to the physical today for my weekly routine. It was easy because I am a very athletic kid. I jump and talk and play with others. I am more social than any other baby that I know. I developed my social skills at a young age. I hope that my friends appreciate just how outgoing I am. The thought of a child being shy is not something I can tolerate, and I always try to make them come out of their shell. It's the mature student who knows, as I do, how to have fun. I always have a good time.

Teeth and Aggression

I like teeth, and I like having teeth, but what I don't like so much is the whole process of getting teeth. But I heard my father telling mom earlier today, "You know, when she gets her teeth, she'll be able to express her aggression more appropriately, according to Fritz Perls, the psychiatrist." I didn't know what he was talking about. I don't have any aggression in me, do I? My mom didn't know what he was talking about either. "She's not an aggressive girl," she said. "No, no, you don't get it," said dad. "This is normal aggression I'm talking about, and it comes out even in such simple tasks as eating an apple. When you bite into it, according to Fritz, you have to really chomp through and bite the chunk off, that's how to get your aggression out." I heard him trying to convince mom to read Fritz's book In and Out the Garbage Pail, but she said she wanted to watch TV instead.

Award Winning Blog

Well, I like to be modest, but today I must announce that I am pleased to accept a prestigious award for this Web site, presented to us by SocialSpark, which is a subsidiary of PayPerPost. We are honored to receive this award for our work on this blog. We would like to take this opportunity to thank all our visitors. A special thanks to Brinda Bhanghoo from Calcutta, who has inspired our design, and Alice DePaul, from Washington, D.C., who has assisted us in the color schemes. Please, everyone, accept our sincere thanks.

Honey

They call me Honey. Not that it’s my real name — my real name, of course, is Kate — but they call me Honey to be cute and loving. The funny thing is that when they call me Kate I almost never turn my head to look at them. But when someone says Honey I’m all ears, I open my eyes, and I turn my head and body toward the sound of that word. Honey just has a melodious sound to it, don't you think? Which is why I respond to it so much better than to my real name. Maybe when I get big I’ll change my name to Honey. How would you like that?

Air Quality

I don't care about air quality. All I know is when I breathe if I can take a gulp of air and not choke I'm okay. But all this chatter about air quality gets me down. I'm just 8 months old and I have to worry whether there's ozone, whether the air is safe to breathe, and whether the pollution level is approaching 10 (the max)? Forget about it, I say. I don't even care if people smoke in the same room as me. Now you, as an adult (I presume you're an adult reading this; forgive me if I'm wrong.) you, as an adult may feel differently about this issue. But as for me, I haven't got a care in the world. Except for these two front teeth coming in.

Narcissism

I love myself. Because now I have my new sunglasses, my new Ray-Bans, my new look. When I pass mirrors people turn to look. Of course it's only me, but what do I care? At least someone's got their eyes on me. Sure, it's just me, but like I said I don't care. As Ayn Rand said, "To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I.'" I love myself. Don't you? I think I'm starting to look like Meryl Streep. Look at that jaw. Oh, my, lovely, lovely!

Cups

The cup is a symbol of all that is good with the world, a symbol of food, of plenty, and of luxury; and, in fact, cups made of all kinds of substances — such as gold, silver, and glass — symbolize variations on this theme, with gold cups symbolizing the drinks of kings, silver cups the drinks of warriors, and glass cups the drinks of those dedicated to living life at its fullest, like many of the most famous people of today, the celebrities you read about all the time, who go out of wonderful vacations, sit at the side of the pool, and sip wine and other beverages from glass cups while being waited on by butlers and hanggers-on and hoteliers of all kinds. Sound like the life, doesn't it? Well, sure, but when you're my age all you want to do is learn the basic skill. I'm talking about the skill of drinking from a cup. I'm working on it. Trust me, when I succeed you'll hear about it here, on the day I do it, on the day I first am able to life a cup to lips and quaff that sweet nectar. Stand by, for it will happen any day now!