Childhood Furniture Dreams

Some parents. They are paranoid, I think. (I don't really know.) I hear them talk about the evils of television. I think a little TV won't hurt me. As a child I like tv stands sometimes more than the TV itself. Anything that is furniture interests me. Maybe I should go into the furniture business like my great grandfather. Then I could have all the chairs and sofas I need.

Childhood Goals

One of my goals is to be younger. I am two. I would like to look and feel five years younger. Then I would be negative three. If I could achieve this, then when I'm five I'll be like a newborn. I do not know what cream or lotion to use. But I am searching for it. Maybe I need some hormones. Or supplements. Maybe I need a vacation. I don't know.

Childhood for Me

My childhood is not the same now. It used to be different. I used to listen. I liked to listen. I used to listen to music. Now I do not. I used to try to police the children in my area. I do not anymore because as a child of the times I do not know how. I do know one thing, though: It is easy being young. It is easier than being two. When I was one it was really easy.

A Child at Heart

Babies and children. This is the circle of life. The is not the deal of the day. Any baby or child in a normal American family might be aware of the circle of life. The children in my neighborhood do not know about it. I myself am young. If I become old I will still be myself but if I were two I would like to be even younger. I am never satisfied because I am a child at heart.

A Child's View of Cars

Childhood is fun. I am very young. I am still a child but I like everything about cars and trucks. I wish I had a car. I wish I had to pay car insurance. Did I mention that Wilhelm Reich, M.D., was opposed to insurance? I should have mentioned that earlier. But as a child of two, I am in favor of anything that is fun. I especially like plastic cars.

Childhood Dreams

Because I dream. That is what I said to the interviewer. I am here because I dream. He asked me what did I mean. I said I am here in your office because I dreamed I would get a job. "But you're only two," he said.

"That doesn't bother me," I told him. "I would like to work in this movie theater."

He asked me what I could do. I said I could sell popcorn. I like popcorn, but I could also sell it. I am a child who has bright ideas all the time. Selling popcorn is one of my best. I figure I could sell some and eat the rest myself. This way the theater wouldn't waste any.

A Child Who Can Walk Can Drive

I am a child. I am two. I like cars, though. My favorite cars are yellow. I like Mustangs. I like sports cars. I like good sam roadside assistance. I do not drive. But I hope to drive soon. I hope to use my skill at walking to drive. I can walk. I fall down a lot. But in a car I can sit.

Child's Toys from Around the World

As a child I have been to many different toy stores but I cannot remember one like this. I have been to a toy store in the West African nation of Gabon. But the safety products I use cannot compare to the safety features on these toys. They sell red toys. They sell a number of other kinds of products. The child's toys they feature are not all of the same kind. They also have child products from France. They carry Spanish and Mexican products for children as well.

Child of the Century

I want to be. I mean Child of the Century. This way I could vote. I want to vote for a child. As a child I think I should vote for a child. I think a child could do good. A child is needed in the White House too. If I was a child in the White House I would do good. I would help children all over the world. The children I know need help. I wish I could help more children. I feel like J.D. Salinger sometimes. He loved children. He was a lot like Woody Allen. Both of them liked kids more than they liked adults. I figure as a child I could understand them.

Why A Child Wants To Color Her Hair at Age Two

I often get asked how old I am. Actually I don't get asked, my parents get asked. But the thing is that I can understand people already. The other day, for instance, this lady with orange curly hair and a loud voice came up to me and said, "Child, do you have any natural eczema treatment?" (I guess she mistook me for a store clerk despite the fact that I'm a child.) People are always asking me questions like that. They realize that I am advanced for my age. Boy was I surprised, though. She gave me a copy of the New York Times science section for April 4, 2009 and told me to read the article on hair. I told her I may be only a child but I'd like to have my hair color changed.